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  • 01: Fall asleep sandwiched between Harry and Louis? Or fall asleep between Liam and Zayn?
  • 02: Have Liam give you a passionate kiss you in the rain before going on the tour bus (meaning in front of a lot of fans)? Or Zayn drag you backstage to makeout?
  • 03: Have Niall tweet how “amazing” of a girl you are? Or Zayn send you a video of him giving you a wink?
  • 04: Find out that Harry actually HATES Louis? or Find out that Zayn has chosen to leave 1Direction?
  • 05: Stay up all night with Liam under the stars? Or you and Harry watch Fireworks on top of a building?
  • 06: Have Harry break your heart to the point of depression? or break his heart to the point he can't even sing right?
  • 07. Get 1Direction’s phone numbers (thru a dm tweet), but NEVER EVER meet them? Or spend an awesome week with them, but you don’t get their number?
  • 08: Have Harry tweet you “goodmorning” every morning? Or have Liam tweet you “goodnight” every night?
  • 09: Harry send you a nude photo of himself? Or you and Zayn have a really kinky DM convo on twitter?
  • 10: Never finding out that Harry was actually in love with you? Or Zayn say that he’s in love with you, but he’s really not (ignorance is bliss)?
  • 11: Sneeze all over Harry’s face with your boogers hanging out? Or fart in front of Zayn?
  • 12: Harry doing a cover of “One Less Lonely Girl” (Justin bieber) for you? Or Zayn doing a cover of “Take You Down” (Chris Brown ) for you?
  • 13: Find out that Harry has a tiny itsy bitsy weeny? Or Find out that Zayn has lady parts on his bottom half?
  • 14: Be married to Liam, but he cheats on you? or Married to Zayn, but he doesn't want any kids with you?
  • 15: Be rated a “10” by the boys at a signing and everyone witnessing it? Or be mentioned on twitter by all the boys saying “we love @___________”?
  • 16: Find out that Niall has a freaky foot fetish? Or Zayn has really..realllyy hairy nipples?
  • 17: Find out that Harry has big man boobs? Or find out that Liam has freakishly large nipples?
  • 18: Have Harry send you a long sweet msg via Twitter? Or Niall write you a sweet love song with your name in it (It’ll be featured in their album)?
  • 19: Be soulmates with Liam? or be Zayn’s girlfriend?
  • 20: A 10 minute video chat with Louis, then Zayn walks in naked ( he didn’t know the webcam was on)? Or a 5 minute video chat with Harry while he’s naked, but then you lose internet connection?
  • 21: Skinny dipping with Harry and Liam? Or Skinny dipping with Zayn and Louis?
  • 22: Share gummy bears with Harry, while he feeds it to you? Or share the same ice cream cone with Liam?
  • 23: Find out that One direction are actually all girls? Or find out that One Direction actually all hate each other?
  • 24: Have Harry tweet your best friend constantly (fancies her)? Or Zayn tweet that you’re a creep?
  • 25: Have Harry tweet how adorable you are? Or Zayn tweet how amazingly sexy you are?
  • 26: Fall asleep on Liam’s abs? or Fall asleep on Harry’s chub?
  • 27: Have Zayn play with your hair as you sleep? Or Niall caressing your face as you sleep?
  • 28: Have Harry shave off all his hair? Or Zayn shave off his eyebrows?
  • 29: Find Harry and Louis sniffing your panties? Or Zayn and Liam sniffing your panties?
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Via Chasing The Sun..
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  • Nate Archibald: She's right, Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.
  • Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck] Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
  • Chuck Bass: Several times.
  • Nate Archibald: [looks at Serena] I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date.
  • Nate Archibald: [looks at Chuck] Once.
  • Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck]
  • Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.
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